Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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