quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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