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Wipe that smile off your face.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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