Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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