I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
This house was built for laser tag.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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