my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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