mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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