i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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