his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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