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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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