Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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