Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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