I'm going to jail i love you
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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