If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
