That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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