you guys were way drunker than both of me
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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