the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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