He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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