Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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