brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Someone came in the potted fern
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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