Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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