I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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