What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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