brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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