You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I think I just sharted jello shots
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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