Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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