I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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