ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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