You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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