This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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