The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
