at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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