at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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