big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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