Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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