You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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