Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
My vagina is very pro this idea
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
