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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
My bed smells like the plague
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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