Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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