I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, beer. Big fan.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize