Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Shame is for Republicans.
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