singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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