**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
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Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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