Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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