you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
you made out with another girl for some wings
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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