Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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