would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
