I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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