4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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