belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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