i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm getting married
To pizza
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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