if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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